ONE DAY SOME BAD KIDS WHO DID NOT LISTEN IN CHURCH GOT SOME TERIT CARDS AND A WEEJY BOARD. THEY PLAYED WITH THE CARDS ALL OVER THE BOARD WHILE USING THE BOARD AT THE SAME TIME AND DOUBLE SATAN CAME OUT AND KILLED THEM WITH HIS ENERGY KICK ATTACK! THE BAD KIDS HAD TO GO TO DOUBLE HELL WHERE THEY HAD NOTHING TO EAT BUT PIZZA WITH SOME DIRT ON IT AND THEY COULD ONLY WATCH THE SCARIEST MOST HORRIBLE R RATED MOVIES AND THE ONLY CAT THEY WERE ALLOWED TO HAVE DID NOT LIKE BEING PETTED AND THEY EVEN HAD TO TOUCH LADY BOOBS ALL DAY! THEY WERE SO GROSSED OUT AND SCARED THAT THEY WANTED TO GO HOME BUT GUESS WHAT YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME FROM DOUBLE HELL!